Ok, I will preface by saying I am Dominican (my grandparents were from Puerto Rico) and my wife is 100 % Puerto Rican, so for us to be disappointed, annoyed, or upset regarding one our OWN island is extremely difficult. We are very laid back and are very low maintenance. We went for 5 days, 6 nights without the kids as we try to travel on our own at least once a year to relax and this was that trip.
I'll start by with the check in. So my wife and I get there in an older toyota corolla that we borrower from my father-in-law (1) because he insisted and would feel offended if I rented a car (2) I really didnt care since we usually get to a hotel and stay there until it's time to leave and we were also staying at other hotels and different places around the island. But we wanted the "RESORT" lifestyle for the time we stayed. This was my first mistake of many. So anyways we get there, I pull up, my wife gets out, I get out and we just stand there while the two bellmen just talk to each other and ignore us. After 5 minutes or so (again we are pretty laid back) they turn to us and don't even say welcome or address us. My wife immediately says something to them (obviously a little annoyed) but nothing out of the ordinary. It was something to the effect of thanks for noticing. In any case the guy goes "But Honey I waiting for you" in spanish. I almost flipped since my temper goes awry when it comes to those things but I let it go. I then asked what to do with the vehicle, they kind of just grunted and pointed me to the parking site which was not too far way. I actually wanted to Valet since I didnt care to pay whatever it was (I later found out it was 25/day if I recall correctly) but they never asked nor gave me any options. So we then check in (took about 30 minutes), and it was ok. Again no Welcome, no cold towel, no smiling faces, nothing. Everyone seemed bored and upset to be working, which we can all understand since we all work, but I dont expect that at this type of resort and not at the price I paid. We, unfortunately, went to Punta Cana and had the greatest hotel and resort vacation and experience EVER so we compare it a LOT whenever we go anywhere and this was like comparing the experience of Disney World (live in Orlando) to watching TV in black and white with rabbit ears in 1980. Maybe, we expect resorts and hotels like Punta Cana or just people in General like Dominican Republic but not here, not at this hotel, not even close.
On with the appearance of the hotel. The hotel is Beautiful and has a lot of potential for the location where it is. It is pretty well kept, the grounds are usually nicely trimmed. The Beach is "blah" at best, not the hotels fault but if you think you are going there to swim in the beach, think again. The pools are nice and long, well cleaned and kept . Pools are pools so what can I say? The service at the "Wet Bar Grill" is HORRIBLE to say the least, aside from very expensive. I will pay whatever if the service is good, but this was something out of the twilight zone. I went to the bar and said, "Hello, how are you doing today" and I just saw the girl stare at me and say "what do you want"? I said politely I'd like a mojito please, she then looked down, walked away, came back, talked to her coworkers about 5 minutes, then made it. I said "thank you". She just grunted. Mind you this is all in spanish, my native tongue, and I'm just a nice guy that just always says please and thank you, I figure everyone works, so just be polite. In any case the mojito was $11.00 which is a lot even on vacation, and I still gave her a $4 tip--I dont think I should have but I thought this was just an anomaly. Wrong--This is the attitude of the hotel in general. I wont bore you with details, but most employees were exactly like the one I mentioned--bored, unhappy, unprofessional, jerkish, and just plain rude.
Food- ate at the cafe for breakfast and dinner- 70 and 95 respectively for two people. My wife had a coke i think and i had water. Yea. Both Buffets, both horrible. Very little selection. Very expensive for what it is. My wife had some cheese, crackers, and ham. Crappy service again and crappy food both times we went. We kept thinking things wood change--never did. Again we are really outgoing people and very nice--we met some couples and they shared same sentiments with us. Dont eat the food here, it's overpriced and just crappy food. We didnt eat at the japanese restaurant or the italian (I learned my lesson after this next story), but we talked to some guests and said it was equally crappy.
Ok---so the morning we're having breakfast (1st day after checking in previous night) and I get up to get some bread and behind the bread I find two HUGE cockroaches, which I dont care for but I'm pretty cool with these things and I just laughed about it. So I go up to one of the ladies that host and I say discretely what I saw and to take care of it before anyone notices. She shrugged it off and said ok and dindt even thank me or anything. Again, I dont care that much about this---it's the caribbean and insects are all over the place, but I expect better service. 30 minutes later we finish eating and I notice the same bread basket and layout still there, so nothing was changed or removed. I never went back to ANY of their restaurants. Enjoy
Rooms are not that clean, we found a lot of dust (extreme amounts) throughout the room and candy wrappers under our bed. The bathroom was "ok", not greatly cleaned. I found hair in the shower and the tub was somewhat dirty. THe room looked good an we had a nice balcony and nice view on the 2nd floor.
If you dont like walking a lot from your room, I dont suggest you leave it. The golf carts supposedly are all over the place, my wife and I walked a LOT because we would just wait and wait and wait and even if they saw you they wouldn't stop or even say I'll be back. We walked a LOT to and from the rooms, and were pretty far from the main lobby. So yea.
The one and ONLY person that made us feel welcome was the Manager/Supervisor "OTTO". This guy us very friendly and understanding after we vented about some of the things we found out towards the end of our stay. He is extremely helpful, professional, understanding, and always had a smile. I asked him why he worked there because he's by far the best treatment we received. I would only go to this resort to say hi to him, but I would not stay here again. Thank you, Otto for all your help and comfort.
I have more to write but this is long enough. To those that have very good reviews about this hotel, you were one of the few lucky ones and you probably have not been to Punta Cana or a comparable resort--this hotel is terrible on so many levels I am missing so much because it was ALL so bad.
Oh by the way, the day we checked out I had to walk with 3 suitcases from my room to the lobby (about 15 min walk) because front desk would not pick up the phone for whatever reason and no carts would pass by either. We did speak to a manager when checking out because we had it. She was very nice about it and apologized, so we did tell her all the things we found right and wrong with the hotel. I cant recall her name, but she was nice about it. We didnt yell or act inappropriate but we let her know we were upset and disappointed with our stay and treatment.
If you want to have a good time or just relax, dont come here. The people we met at the pools were great. Some locals, some tourists and most agreed with our perception. There was one couple that said they were having a good time and that this was the 1st time in a resort like "this". When you have nothing to compare it to, I guess it's mediocre at best instead of horrible.
Puerto Rico is beautiful and most of the older generation is very helpful and nice. There are a lot of beautiful places to visit and we actually had a great time EXCLUDING our stay at the Gran Melia. I will never come back here, ever. I may give them another try in a different country.
Good Luck in your future vacations! If you would like a more in depth look or review, please e-mail me as I have probably missed a lot more things that went wrong.
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
Management Response
GMPRManagement, Management
(Management representative)
Jul 17, 2008
Dear Guest,
Thank you for taking a moment to write and let us know the areas you feel need improvement. I was discouraged to hear of your challenges and sincerely apologize. We truly value your concerns regarding our resort. I must point out my disappointment in never having the chance speak with you personally in order turn your experience around into a memorable stay at our resort. It is at all times our purpose to go beyond our guests expectations. We wish we could please everyone unfortunately sometimes is not possible but I can assure you that we try.
Regarding your concerns we will closely monitor the issues. I would just like to add that our food prices for about a month now have fallen throughout the summer season. As for food prices, they were what anyone would expect from any top quality resort. Where breakfast cost is at most $22.00 pp, dinner prices ranged from $10-$30 pp and drink prices are $3-$10 plus tax.
As in our phone conversation today, I encourage you to return to in any of your future vacations and allow us to demonstrate we truly are a wonderful resort. If you need anymore assistance, please do not hesitate in contacting me by replying at Management@granmeliapr.com.
Sincerely,
Felipe Cervantes
Director of Rooms Division
This response is the subjective opinion of the management representative and not of TripAdvisor LLC.